Big data comes in various ways, types, shapes, forms and sizes.Indeed, almost all areas of science, technology, medicine, public health, economics, business, linguistics and social science are bombarded by ever increasing flows of data begging to be analyzed efficiently and effectively. Inthis paper, we propose a rough idea of a possible taxonomy of big data,along with some of the most commonly used tools for handling each particular category of bigness. The dimensionality p of the input space andthe sample size n are usually the main ingredients in the characterizationof data bigness. The specific statistical machine learning technique used tohandle a particular big data set will depend on which category it falls inwithin the bigness taxonomy. Large p small n data sets for instance require a different set of tools from the large n small p variety. Among othertools, we discuss Preprocessing, Standardization, Imputation, Projection,Regularization, Penalization, Compression, Reduction, Selection, Kernelization, Hybridization, Parallelization, Aggregation, Randomization, Replication, Sequentialization. Indeed, it is important to emphasize right away that the so-called no free lunch theorem applies here, in the sense that there is no universally superior method that outperforms all other methods on all categories of bigness. It is also important to stress the fact that simplicity in the sense of Ockham’s razor non-plurality principle of parsimony tends to reign supreme when it comes to massive data. We conclude with a comparison of the predictive performance of some of the most commonly used methods on a few data sets.