We develop novel LASSO-based methods for coefficient testing and confidence interval construction in the Gaussian linear model with $n\ge d$. Our methods' finite-sample validity is identical to that of their ubiquitous ordinary-least-squares-$t$-test-based analogues, yet have substantially higher power when the true coefficient vector is sparse. In particular, under sparsity our coefficient test, which we call the $\ell$-test, performs like the \emph{one-sided} $t$-test (despite not being given any information about the sign), and $\ell$-test-based confidence intervals are correspondingly shorter than the standard $t$-test-based intervals. The nature of the $\ell$-test directly provides a novel exact adjustment conditional on LASSO selection for post-selection inference, allowing for the construction of post-selection $p$-values and confidence intervals. None of our methods require resampling or Monte Carlo estimation. We perform a variety of simulations and a real data analysis on an HIV drug resistance data set to demonstrate the benefits of the $\ell$-test. We additionally show that the $\ell$-test can be applied to a large class of asymptotically Gaussian estimators, dramatically expanding its applicability beyond linear models.