Multi-objective reinforcement learning (MORL) is a powerful tool to learn Pareto-optimal policy families across conflicting objectives. However, unlike traditional RL algorithms, existing MORL algorithms do not effectively leverage large-scale parallelization to concurrently simulate thousands of environments, thus facing vastly increased computation time. Ultimately, this has limited the application of MORL towards complex multi-objective robotics problems. To address these challenges, we present 1) MORLAX, a new GPU-native, fast MORL algorithm, and 2) MO-Playground, a pip-installable playground of GPU-accelerated multi-objective environments. Together, MORLAX and MO-Playground approximate Pareto sets within minutes, offering 26-271x speed-ups compared to legacy CPU-based approaches and up to 19x speed-ups over prior GPU-based approaches whilst learning superior Pareto front hypervolumes. We demonstrate MO-Playground’s versatility by implementing a custom BRUCE humanoid robot environment and learning Pareto-optimal locomotion policies across 6 practical objectives in simulation, such as smoothness, efficiency and arm swinging.